August 2011
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Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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I've done...
a lot of stupid shit over the past 9 months. Some of which I wish I could go back and never do, or just forget about alltogether. But when I think about my life in 10 years…or even 5 years…and who/what is going to be important to me and matter then, it makes me feel a whole lot better about now.
Aug 31st
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Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Those 4 words destroyed 5 years of memories. And its sad because the memories meant so much once. Those are the words I’ll remember you by.
Aug 30th
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Aug 29th
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“How long do I have to wait to go swimming after I eat vagina?”
– Pauly Pelligroso
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Aug 28th
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Gimli: Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an Elf.
Legolas: What about side by side with a friend?
Gimli: Aye, I could do that.
Aug 28th
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Let me tell you something about Irene. We were...
outlawsindiscopants: LMAOOO THIS
Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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The Hurricane
People in New York: People in Florida:
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Aug 27th
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The Art of Banter Between Lovers
Mr. Darcy: How are you this evening, my dear?
Elizabeth Bennet: Very well... although I wish you would not call me "my dear."
Mr. Darcy: [chuckles] Why?
Elizabeth Bennet: Because it's what my father always calls my mother when he's cross about something.
Mr. Darcy: What endearments am I allowed?
Elizabeth Bennet: Well let me think..."Lizzie" for every day, "My Pearl" for Sundays, and..."Goddess Divine"... but only on *very* special occasions.
Mr. Darcy: And... what should I call you when I am cross? Mrs. Darcy...?
Elizabeth Bennet: No! No. You may only call me "Mrs. Darcy"... when you are completely, and perfectly, and incandescently happy.
Mr. Darcy: [he snickers] Then how are you this evening... Mrs. Darcy?
[kisses her on the forehead]
Mr. Darcy: Mrs. Darcy...
[kisses her on the right cheek]
Mr. Darcy: Mrs. Darcy...
[kisses her on the nose]
Mr. Darcy: Mrs. Darcy...
[kisses her on the left cheek]
Mr. Darcy: Mrs. Darcy...
[finally kisses her on the mouth]
Aug 27th
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salvation.: Actual Books vs. e-Books →
jhayjhaythejetplane: This will be the death of an art form that we’ve all fallen in love with. This is a mistake. It may just be an opinion, but I am strongly against these digital book readers. Kindle, iBook, all that shit… It’s a shame, because we truly are giving up beauty and trading it in for convenience. For…
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